kobe and shaq being teammates?.....i don't ever want to see that again

ALL STAR WEEKEND

so saturday night included one full of little elementary school type games for some skilled players. there were two that i was excited about--the skills challenge and of course, the slam dunk contest. D-Baby was involved in the skills one so Lord knows i was watching that. as close as possible, too. Other participants were Devin Harris, Mo Williams (John Legend) and TONY PARKER (trying to defend his title?). I mean, i like dev and mo but there was no way i wasn't going to cheer for derrick. okay, so apparently this little pug--i mean, tony parker, won last year or the year before. THIS DUDE TOOK FIFTY SECONDS TO FINISH. that's ridiculously slow. i mean, he attempted about twenty shots from the foul line. what an idiot. anyway, it ended up being between devin and derrick--D-Baby did every pass and shot on the first try and ended with an awesome dunk. i was lovin this dude, od...still am.
slam dunk--this was a little ridiculous. let me just say that i am most definitely a dwight howard fan and he should have won last year with that superman outfit--but really, a ten on the first dunk? that was too much. it was not too much, however, when the speakers made fun of pau gasol--thank God someone realized this dude sucks at things. but i do think that rudy deserved more credit then given, but nate did some crazy moves for such a little man.

but what i was looking forward to was the all-star game on sunday night. i was so incredibly pumped for the east roster--you really can't get too much better than that. Dwayde, Dwight Howard, LeBron James, Kev Garnett, Paul-boy, RayRay, Devin Harris, Mo Williams...you get the point. ALL THIS against the freakin west (sorry Brandon Roy and Carlton and Stoudamire because i like you guys). west included the worst starters on the planet: kobe, yao ming?, TIM DUNCAN??, shaq (lookin like a full out idiot dancing like that), tony parker. i mean, really, this sounds like there is no question that the east would KILL it. and, they started out doing just that, but ended up being the victims. like, they lost by way too many points to a full out crappy team.

even though they lost, dwayde did maaaad work as always, that guy is small, but powerful. dwight rebounded like a madman with extremely large shoulders, PAUL BOY was makin things happen! this guy was freakin gettin and-ones all over the place. love love that dude. and you know, lebron was pullin out some tricks and devin harris held his own, too. so like, good work fellas, i dont know how you lost.
some other things i noticed during the game: shaq is a loser and i can't stand him anymore. he doesn't realize that he looks like an idiot when he dances with the jabbawockeez, or when he looks like a straight up aladdin genie. you're no ones best friend, dude...not even kobe's anymore. speaking of kobe, he almost fell while trying to show off his dunk. and i wish he would have, good Lord. i also noticed that tony parker is a pug, and a slow guy, so i don't understand why he was making points during the game.

next year, east is going to win...i know it. im tryin to go to it, too...and sit next to derrick rose, cause you KNOW he's going to be making a big appearance there next time.