and you're wearing the gayest mink

okay, so for some reason i have a real problem with some of the players in the nba. some of them just shouldn't be on the court and i just don't get a good vibe from these guys. i narrowed down my list to ten players, who i think really need to get out:

10. YAO MING-you are only playing in the league because you are over seven feet tall. what do you really do out there? you stand under the freaking basket and jump a mere one inch to reach your hand into the net and drop two points. that's really hard. there's really no need for you, and i don't know why you made the all-star team this year.

9. TONY PARKER- this tim duncan wannabe is just gross. first off, you're on the spurs WITH time duncan. second, you are FRIENDS with tim duncan. but, you are on this list for being a bad version of an already bad player. there really does not need to be space for you on the list of players.

8. NENE- nene? just nene. what is that about? and this guy is from brazil...i'm pretty sure that brazil has last names too...or first ones. but i mean, i don't get this guy at all.

7. JOSE BAREA-lord sithwell has made the list. this guy is the most annoying thing to ever run on a basketball court. he looks like he should be wearing a wizard hat and a robe like mickey in freakin fantasia. he does nothing but annoy other players. and me.

6. JORDAN FARMAR- okay, so this is pretty much barea's brother because they look alike. farmar is just dumb...nothing good comes out of him. he should just get out.

5. ANDERSON VAREJO-where should i start with this dude? there is so much wrong with him...he's got a real crush on lebron james and im sure is his number one fan (butt taps all around), he runs like an idiot, his knees, his hair, his socks....etc etc

4. PAU GASOL- oh. my. goodness. this player is a straight up mess. straight up looks like a guppy fresh out of water, but, when he does something he thinks is cool he shouts his name loud and pounds his chest. cool. you're trying to be king kong, or like, kobe's sidekick robin. heres a hint: robin wears a cape and doesn't play basketball.

3. TIM DUNCAN- yessss, tim duncan. an idiot. again, i'm not sure how to describe my dislike for this guy. there's really not much, i just think that he is mad corny and like, is not even good.

2. JASON KIDD-congrats, you're the second worst person in the nba. he looks like he should be part of the wax museum becuase he doesn't look like a real person at all. he takes all these shots because he thinks he's awesome but he doesn't know that he's not........and sorry, but your kid has a large head.

1.KOBE BRYANT-honestly the worst person ever. i hope that i remember all the reasons why this guy is my least favorite person playing basketball....and on earth. i'll start with the superficial looks. he's ugly...his eyebrows are mad small, his nose is pointy and ears are small. alll that on one face ain't good--might wanna grow some hair again kob becuase you are NOT michael jordan, i don't know if you know that yet. second, this guy has got the biggest ego i have ever seen in my life. could you take some more shots even though there's an open teammate? no. i bet you this guy has only three assists in his entire career. AWESOME. you would (and maybe should) be on your own team so that no one else has to deal with you. i wish i could tell you how many times he tries to get the buzzer beater winning shot....and even more how many times he fails at that. if i were a teammate of kobe bryant's i might retire no matter how old i am because i can't deal. his expressions are too much, and really stupid for that matter. when he messes up he acts like it was someone else's fault but it's like, no dude, that was you because you suck. you do not deserve mvp, you do not deserve to be as popular as you are....but just know it's because people don't know who else to like. not a compliment. i haaaaaaate you.

that's the top ten worst people in the nba...there are others that were in the running, but not everyone could make it onto this vip list.