STAN MY MAN

okay, so all my predictions didn't come true for the playoffs. but i'm not even really feeling bad about it. this years playoffs were really, really crazy close for the most part. i mean, in the east it started from the first round of the bulls and the celtics.

but i guess this should start with the cleveland and orlando, because that was surprising to pretty much everyone. but, this match up made me really, really love the magic (and stan van gundy) and not dig the cavs so much (but still lebron). cause here's the thing: lebron james is THE. MAN. i don't even care what people say, he is. this dude is wild and does things that are not natural at all. but his team is annoying in the fact that they don't do anything and it is just lebron james vs the orlando magic, and that's not cool. so even though i thought that it was the cavs year, when this series actually started, i was rooting for the magic everytime. i love love love stan van gundy. he is the funniest thing, ever. a discheveld mess on the sideline yellllllllling, out of breath and with the shortest suit sleeves. rafer alston is so freakin small and cute, rashard is the mannnn. d-wight has the shoulders of a champion, MIKAEL PIETRUS IS WHATS UP and hes not even wearing kobe's shoes, so you know i like him. and courtney lee is my orlando boyfriend. anyway, i am all about the magic this year, so let's see if charles barkley and i can make it happen.

i called the lakers being in the finals, but whatever. you know, the nuggets really deserved to win that game and the series. how crazy would that be if it was orlando and denver? since this matchup i am in love with chauncy and carmelo. kenyon martin does mad work, and i'll even say i like birdman. that's saying something. and you know, the nuggets definitely had the ability to beat the lakers, and that's really true, even more so when SMITTY emerges. hahhaha, smitty is awesome. they have an aweosme team and they were so freaking close that it bothered me. and every single player on the lakers is a complete mess. you already know how i feel about kobe, but we got derek fisher being small and clay-like, got pau gasol looking hairy and like he just flopped out of the water as some kind of guppie or something, lamar odom can stop eating candy and also stop looking like squidword....i mean, it's bad how fug they are. i got names for all of them.

FINALS TONIGHT, my life comes back. im going with charles barkley on this: ORLANDO MAGIC IN SEVEN. CALL IT AND COUNT IT, STAN VAN GUNDY GOT IT!