chuck playing the bells.

we got a lot of updates this holiday season...
christmas: lakers and celtics. now, Lord knows i hate the lakers, but this game was honestly a mess. one of the worst i've seen thus far. if boston were to win, they'd have twenty straight wins, which is seriously crazy. now let me just say, the game was uncomfortably close the entire time until the referees seriously screwed up the game for boston--horrible calls all the time against the celts. paul was getting heated and rightfully so. my christmas ended with a freakin celtics loss TO KOBE BRYANT. that's a day gone wrong. things that i learned while watching: kobe would rather be the only player on "his" team. he is the worst. he needs to do everything himself--including copying moves from michael jordan. why don't you just try a little harder, fella? i don't think people notice. i hate you. second, PAU GASOL IS A CLOSE SECOND RIGHT NOW. WORST PERSON IN THE GAME. this little sardine guppy can be taken off the court and back into the ocean. like guy, close your mouth, please. he scored way too many points in this game for no reason at all. why the refs loved him i will never know. i cannot even stand to hear or look at this guy ever again in my life. Good Lord. the celts were just off the whole game, i don't know if it's having "Big Baby" back or what, but it was seriously a mess. good thing the game meant more the lakers than boston. because in the words of my cousin's seven year old friend, "i just wanted to take him (take your pick of the LA players, minus ariza) put him in a trash bag, tie it really tight. put him in the garbage, lock it and put in the dumpster." at least i got a couple eight year old fans to help me cheer on christmas.

after some time to collect myself after the loss: cavs and wizards. whyyy the freak was this as close of a game as it was, i will never know. i mean, cleveland won but not by much. i don't know what that's about, although it may have something to do with the knobby knee marshall character that is on the cavs. YOUR LEGS ARE TERRIBLE, PLAYA. he's got the floppy hair, the horrible shorts that land right above the knee. bad, bad, bad calves, and to top it off high socks. this dude leaps and like, high knees all over the court. soooooo bad. honestly, the corniest person in the league it's looking. and he's got a mancrush on lebron james. i mean i do think he's a fine fella as well but that's different. this dude needs to the be the first and last person to touch him after one of his many good decisions. a congratulatory smack on the butt every play possible. he will even go as far as leaping off the bench to run on the court to touch the man. that's od. however, lebron is freaking crazy and i'll leave it at that.

trailblazers and mavericks. this team of mavericks includes one of my least favorite players ever, jason kidd. hate hate hate this guy, too. as far as i'm concerned he can enter the burning building with kobe bryant. he's so dumb and scored his first real point in the third quarter. way to go, buddy. you have been playing far too long to only score about four points starting in the third quarter. but then the worst was freakin LordSithwell of planetZion. he is such a wizardry yoda thing. get out of this game, and then just out of life. all of a sudden this guy comes off the bench and goes wild. first off, why are you in the nba lookin' like that, and second why are you scoring all these points? brandon roy is the man, though, foreal.

disappointing outcomes in the christmas specials...and more people to add to the list of players i can't stand.