SUGAR BEAR

first off, i love derrick rose.

so i was mad excited for the sixers-bulls game tonight because i haven't seen my man play in a while and, he was hangin in my city of all places! i should have been there sneakin him sweedish fish before the game.

but i mean, the bulls are not the best team by any means. they got some weird peeps and some rather unattractive guys and screw ups fillin up the bench. i'll start with the stupid ones and get that out of the way...shaggy: get outta here with that greasy cut. you flop around the court like a freakin cornball. you too much, and i don't like you. noah: honestly man, you are mad corny. no lie, dude. you are definitely tryin to act like some kind of awesome basketball player, but that hair is not helping you at all, and your legs are so stupid. you gallop back after makin a shot thinking that you are the best and it's all false. you just look dumb. now, i don't know who the other white guy was out there tonight, but he was chunky and doofy. like, c'mon now michael scott wannabe put in derrick and get these fellas out.

all right, so tonight a couple people did some work. gordon was pullin his end makin some shots and some moves. i mean, he kinda looks a bit too much like kobe bryant sometimes, but tonight he was makin me proud. he pulled a couple threes out to help the bulls catch up. like, i dont know what the ref's situation was, but i think the sixers got way too many foul shots, but whatever. time for my main man D-BABY: love him. the dude is like, some kind of awesome i don't even know where to start, and if i do i could go on forever. he seriously knows how to make things happen...one being how to stop a breakaway like a pro. a sixers guy was on his way to dunk after gettin a rebound, and freakin derrick rose runs up, fast as crap, and blocks this guys shot straight up. cmon now, thats some serious pimpstatus for a twenty year old. watch it on espn tomorrow, all riiiight? he knows wassup. man, i need to know him.

the bulls just hit the sixers with a freeze pop! thank you, derrick rose.