SUGAR BEAR

first off, i love derrick rose.

so i was mad excited for the sixers-bulls game tonight because i haven't seen my man play in a while and, he was hangin in my city of all places! i should have been there sneakin him sweedish fish before the game.

but i mean, the bulls are not the best team by any means. they got some weird peeps and some rather unattractive guys and screw ups fillin up the bench. i'll start with the stupid ones and get that out of the way...shaggy: get outta here with that greasy cut. you flop around the court like a freakin cornball. you too much, and i don't like you. noah: honestly man, you are mad corny. no lie, dude. you are definitely tryin to act like some kind of awesome basketball player, but that hair is not helping you at all, and your legs are so stupid. you gallop back after makin a shot thinking that you are the best and it's all false. you just look dumb. now, i don't know who the other white guy was out there tonight, but he was chunky and doofy. like, c'mon now michael scott wannabe put in derrick and get these fellas out.

all right, so tonight a couple people did some work. gordon was pullin his end makin some shots and some moves. i mean, he kinda looks a bit too much like kobe bryant sometimes, but tonight he was makin me proud. he pulled a couple threes out to help the bulls catch up. like, i dont know what the ref's situation was, but i think the sixers got way too many foul shots, but whatever. time for my main man D-BABY: love him. the dude is like, some kind of awesome i don't even know where to start, and if i do i could go on forever. he seriously knows how to make things happen...one being how to stop a breakaway like a pro. a sixers guy was on his way to dunk after gettin a rebound, and freakin derrick rose runs up, fast as crap, and blocks this guys shot straight up. cmon now, thats some serious pimpstatus for a twenty year old. watch it on espn tomorrow, all riiiight? he knows wassup. man, i need to know him.

the bulls just hit the sixers with a freeze pop! thank you, derrick rose.

A bloated Don Nelson has his worst day ever

Tonight i found myself watching three quarters of the New York Knicks and Golden State Warriors match up, and that was some kind of sloppy happening. it was strangely one of the crudest games i've ever seen, as well as one of the highest scoring ones. the game ended with the Knickerbockers in the lead: 138-125, and i'm highly unsure as to how exactly that happened. the Warriors just kept shooting three pointers and missing by a lot and then the Knicks would take it down and usually score, because it was usually a dunk. and speaking of, a Mr. David Lee is responsible for making the cheeziest dunk ever: check out this retard
weird night.

Neo'neal?

Greg Oden is the new "it girl" of the 2008/2009 NBA season. due to his multiple injuries coming off of his number one draft pick, the man hasn't played much at all. so since this is my first time since 1999 watching basketball games, it's kind of hard to not make note of the big fella. plus, Portland is one of my favorite teams this year, they're looking so good and i'll go swami and say they'll make it somewhere deep in the playoffs. anyway, i think Greg Oden is a decent character, and i want to like him and i do, but there's one thing about him that's rubbing me a strange way, and i think it's that he's getting really close to being SHAQ.
i mean, Shaq was a big deal when he came into the league and was "good" for a while, but then i think most people (at least people of decent intelligence) noticed that all he does is nothing but stand by the rim and barely jump to dunk. he did this so much that the logo to his shoes and apparel was him doing his classic "sitting" dunk style. the guy can't shoot foul shots if his icy-hot endorsement depended on it and is far too 90s for the new millenium.
Greg Oden hasn't proved me one way or another yet, but i hope he doesn't pinhole himself as new-age Shaq. i think he's got some more to offer than ole Kazaam. but he's got to start doing some more than just dunking if he's going to do that.

phone home

so tonight i checked out some of the celtics-sixers game. philly was pullin a pretty large loss (kinda like chicago vs portland a few weeks ago, but we don't really talk about that). my celtics playas were purely killin it...mostly cause my man rayray allen was shootin like a madman and makin killa threes...wassup RAY?! paul pierce was sportin a fresh haircut and being one of the coolest players ever like always. i freakin love that dude, he's forever laughin on the bench. and last part of the "three" is k. gar. he is really tall and really dark...i would not even want to mess with a guy like that and the sixers really didn't. gar-bar had a few massive dunks in a row cause he's the man. i mean, at the end he was wearin a gaterade towel around his head. not many people can look cool doing that. but, the celtics are more than these three, cause i got a new fella number 42, TONY ALLEN. the guy is mad cool and pulled some kind of slammer during that game. watch out man, cause that number is 24 backwards, he knows what's happenin. even whitey made some shots. the game ended with a fairly large win for boston, and philly was feelin like a piece of crap. but it's all good cause celtics have the coolest team.

unfortunately, i also watched some of the lakers and mavericks. im not a fan of jason kidd..and certainly not kobe bryant. the dude is TYPE NAST. he is not the best player in the nba and he is such a sack. i really hate him. like, i wouldn't mind if he just peaced out of life, honestly. and i just realized tonight that he wears 24 and that peeved me off for life. he should get a number change. awesome man, you beat the freakin mavericks, no one really cares.